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| H1 tags : JOE GETS FREAKY IN THE SNOW'); doc.write('Dateline: February 3rd, 1903'); doc.write('Joe Schoe was already inibreated when he walked into the Red Saloon for another drink. '); doc.write('Upon being served and chugging the drink, Joe ripped off all of his clothes and ran outside, '); doc.write('jumping into the Main Street snow bank and created snow angels while declaring '); doc.write('"I ate the worm".'); doc.write('The school board meeting being held at the time was very disturbed. '); doc.write('Some of the local women referred to Joe as a "letcher soul" and a "poor sinner". '); doc.write('A few attempted to save his soul, but most stared in awe at his worm.'); doc.write('Joe spend the rest of the day and the following night in the local hooscow.'); doc.write('Joe told his kids to stay away from Mexico and pleaded No Contest to being an idiot '); doc.write('in front of Judge Frowning. He will then marry Miss. Smiley on Saturday.'); doc.write('Miss Smiley, our local librarian, took pity on the poor man and promised Frowning '); doc.write('that she would take care of Joe and his 8 kids, so Mr. Schmoe was let off with a warning '); doc.write('on the grounds that his penance is yet to come.'); doc.write('Miss Smiley is also our State Rodeo champion bull whip handler and Joe will become her '); doc.write('assistant when the Ringling Bros. gets to town in 2 weeks.'); doc.write(''); doc.close(); } //--> Coming Soon: A New Site Host Pros™ Hosted Website SiteHostPros.com; JOE GETS FREAKY IN THE SNOW; SiteHostPros.com |
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